Kajdiy god 31 dekabrya..​.

Sksveeeeeec zexcheri texatarapy, amsi 22ic sksac heraxoss sms-notificationnerov tsanrabernvac a, roberto-um` zexch, mango-um` zexch, debenhamsum` zexch, celio-um` zexch, yesim vortex` zexch, bayc de zexchn el nenc chi vor shata minchev 30% amenashaty 50% (aysinqn kara 10% zexch lini yndameny, bayc de shuxury shuxura eli). 

Du el huys unes vor mi ban karnes, arrraha, te txa es anci et herti mejov, shoreri kuyteric gti qez hamar mi lav ban u asenq edqany arecir, verjin drakoni puln el ka` dramarkxi herty… cheeee arnvazn piti erkati nerver unenas vor jam u kes kangnes herti mej u heto jpitov karoxanas durs gal xanutic… karas? Halala 

Menak shor-koshiki xanutnerum chi et gjanocy, ba mterqi herty! 7 kilo panir, 4 kilo zeytun, 12 kiloyanoc budy, salati hamar garox, gazar, kartoshka u de ershikexeny anpakas … bayc et hech, karevory ushadrutyun darzreq gnerin, aveli jisht iranc orecor ajin pritom erkrachapakan progressiayov! Ikrai 100gramy 98500 dram en el zexchov! Aysinqn vor uzenas 1kg ikra arnel, piti milyonater lines… vat chi, vat chi. 

Suviniri harcnela bard - mi qani tarberak ka` podzemka (eritasardakan u barekamutyun), prospekti gift shop, u tenc manr-munr mi erku xanut, original ban vor uzenas maximum mariottum kazmakerpac exhibitionnern en, et xexchern el mi orva texi hamar 25000 en talis, ches el imanum poxy hanum en te che. Lava gone Univermag-y ka, gites karas mi hetaqrqir ban gtnes. Asenq te mi ban arar, u ytex mtacum es ba vor es nvery tam, u inqn el inz henc sranic nviri… axr havanakanutyuny shat metsa e.  

Es huys unei, vor mer azgi mejic manric veranuma bambanerka arnely, bayc xist sxalvum ei! Mi hat chen e arnum - 1 haty morqurin, 1 haty horqurin, 2 haty qavorin, 3 harevannerin u tenc mi erku tex-mex gnanq kereva principov 7-10 hat kloranuma. Ujas 

Ba jrexeny! Qich er mnum moranai! Hay-hay-hay cola, hay-hay-hay cola :) kanistrov vor vajarein, mardik kanistrov el karnein… 

E bayc meka kayfa, bolory ajiotaji mej en, heto inch vor cherez sibya-ya liqy ban linum` mi kerp stexic-yndexic pox korzelov heto 12 amis pakvelov hanun mi qani orva… 

Qich mnac. Hesa mi qani or el u blinchiki listery patrast klinen, budy epac klini, amsi 29ic sarqac 40 tesak salatnery ktrac klinen, tolma-qyufta-satcivi, 8 tesaki xmorexen, te ova edqany utelu, anhayta. U stex haskanum es vor 95 tvin el er nuyny, 2005in el, hima el, ban el chi poxvel. Bayc de shat lini qich chlini.

Lav edqany mi koxm, mi urish paradoxa mer hraparaki tonatsari luysery! Oficial bacumn el exav, zrrrrr luysery varecin, hima el piti uraxananq vor ultra-xary kanachi luyserov tonacar unenq… Axr vortexic en et guynery jarum, berum, kaxum. Niujeli meky chexav vor asi, es inch eq anum, amota. Puuuuf 

Ekanq hasanq nor tarva gisherin, 12in dimavorecir, shOmpanskin xmecir, uzum es mi tex gnal 2-i koxmery, ynkerneri het nshel. Nor bacvac liqy texer kan, mtacum es lava karelia gnal, tesnel vonca incha, haves klini… zangum em norabac Jose u BAAAAAM` anzy 50hazar dram, nichego sebe, vat axorjak chi. U haskanum es vor lriv ikra arnelu vijakna, vor uzenas 10 hogov gnal kes milyon es talu. Lav ancanq et glamurni texeric, clubery gone kan, prosto yndex el dqc-dqc amboxj jamanak, tsxac vijak, uf, et el en chi… mi erku pub-i tarberak el ka, facebook-um eventneri qanaky 50ic ancnuma… mi xosqov teseq inch eq anum, el jamanak chi mnacel… 

Xarnenq, shat xarnenq, mek-mek daje moranum enq inchna karevory, inchy erkrordakan, paradoxayina mer kyanqy, isk hayeriny aravel paradoxayin. Axr rasslabtes’, mi qich uraxaceq, shnchelu tex toxeq dzez. Vayeleq kyanqy, jptaceq shat, te che et namrot demqov u pisimistakan mtqerov ur piti gnanq… 

Chmoranalov inchi hamar enq havaqvel` barov mashenq nor tarin!

Summarily summary to summer

 …And again overcrowded streets, short skirts, high heels, white trousers, long walks and laughter everywhere… Ring the bells! It’s summertime!!!
Who likes summer holidays, say “Me". I expect everybody does, especially if you go to sea. 

You pick up all your summer dresses, buy new stylish bikinis and rush to the sea of joy striving for sun, water and, of course, a tan… Sounds amazing, but be careful: the combination of sun, water and wind doesn’t always bring to a bronze or chocolate tan, especially if your skin is too white. 


My sad experience of getting tan allows me to give some worthy advices to everyone, who is going to sea this summer or actually whenever:
Advice 1: pick with you all possible sun block lotions, sprays or gels that you have and use them on the first days especially. This will help your body to get used to sun rays. 
Advice 2: bathe in the sun before 12PM and after 5PM in order not to get UV-rays of sun.

Bandeau

Advice 3: a very convenient swimwear for getting tan is bandeau with removable straps. (see the picture) Girls, this is what you need, believe me! 
Advice 4: after sunbathe don’t forget to use after tan lotion or moisturizer to save your wonderful tan and not get burned.
Advice 5: if it happens, unfortunately, that you get burned but no doctor interference is needed it is recommended to have a special drug for such cases. It will help you to sleep well at night.
Advice 6: have a friend or family member near you who will help you in every situation. 


Well, if you have something to add, please do it as soon as possible. 
And one more thing: have fun, enjoy life, laugh a lot and be happy to get as much energy as possible for the upcoming fall.